Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Rock this sports jersey on the tennis court or any sport field and piss off your opponent by calling ‘em the flop Pappa should’ve pulled out on! Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should've Pulled Out", a twangy slam whining ‘you’re a little shit no one planned,’ wishing ‘if your Pappa had just pulled out’ to skip their sorry ass. Sweat-wicking, stretchy fabric fuels the taunt—scan it, crank it up and rattle their weak game!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Yellow/S
Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should’ve Pulled Out", a snarky singalong slamming your unbearable kid with a cheeky, chaos-fueled sneer. Picture a twangy chorus cursing Pappa for not pulling out from Mom, snarling ‘Can we abort at 22?’ as the little shit grins like a gremlin. It’s a rude birth-control PSA—‘Don’t think twice, pull out!’—dripping with regret over the spawn. A rowdy roast so brutal, it’s like Ma penned it in a rage-fit—scan it and snicker at the mistake!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /