Pull Out Dad Flop Cotton Tee

$29.90

Tax included.

Description

Rock this cotton T-shirt and tell your unbearable dickhead boss he’s the flop Pappa should’ve pulled out on, straight to his smug face! Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should've Pulled Out", a twangy smackdown groaning ‘you’re a little shit no one planned,’ wishing ‘if your Pappa had just pulled out’ we’d skip your shitty reign. Soft, breathable cotton roars ‘Should’ve fired you at birth!’—scan it, crank it up and wear your loathing loud!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

100% cotton
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should’ve Pulled Out", a snarky singalong slamming your unbearable kid with a cheeky, chaos-fueled sneer. Picture a twangy chorus cursing Pappa for not pulling out from Mom, snarling ‘Can we abort at 22?’ as the little shit grins like a gremlin. It’s a rude birth-control PSA—‘Don’t think twice, pull out!’—dripping with regret over the spawn. A rowdy roast so brutal, it’s like Ma penned it in a rage-fit—scan it and snicker at the mistake!