Her Junk Outdid Mine Cotton Tee

$29.90

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Description

Rock this cotton T-shirt, crafted in a rainbow of hues, and drop a funky bombshell on your buddy who hooked up with a trans dude! Scan the QR code and play "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", where ‘Size don’t matter because her ass was tight,’ and he shrugs, ‘life’s too short for judgment calls.’ Soft cotton in every shade ribs, ‘Ballsy move, bro—your tale’s a wild ride!’ Gift it, scan it, smirk, and toast his twisted fling in style!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.

100% cotton
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and cue "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", a tainted 1950's soul funk where a guy laments his gal’s surprising anatomical edge. This song is a rollicking rom-com anthem where a guy’s bar pickup turns into a jaw-dropping reveal. It’s a laid-back love tune: he shrugs off the shock, smitten by her tight ass and big balls, both literal and figurative. A redneck requiem so absurd, it’s like Deliverance swapped banjos for a dick-measuring contest. Scan it and snicker!