Her Junk Outdid Mine Long-Sleeve Tee

$39.90

Tax included.

Description

Slip on this long-sleeve T-shirt and fire a funky bombshell at your buddy who hooked up with a trans dude! Scan the QR code and play "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", where ‘Size don’t matter because her ass was tight,’ and he shrugs, ‘life’s too short for judgment calls.’ Soft, stretchy cotton sleeves up the tease, jabbing, ‘Your fling’s got bigger balls than you, bro—epic!’ Scan it, smirk, and rib his wild ride in style!"

A good long-sleeved t-shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.

100% cotton
Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
Double-needle bottom hem
Taped neck and shoulders
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and cue "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", a tainted 1950's soul funk where a guy laments his gal’s surprising anatomical edge. This song is a rollicking rom-com anthem where a guy’s bar pickup turns into a jaw-dropping reveal. It’s a laid-back love tune: he shrugs off the shock, smitten by her tight ass and big balls, both literal and figurative. A redneck requiem so absurd, it’s like Deliverance swapped banjos for a dick-measuring contest. Scan it and snicker!