Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Hit the gym in this sports jersey and lob a gut-busting, anti-LGBT jab that’ll rattle the racks! Scan the QR code and play "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", where ‘Size don’t matter because her ass was tight,’ and he quips, ‘life’s too short for judgment calls.’ Breathable, stretchy fabric pumps up the snark, mocking, ‘Bench the glitter squad—real reps don’t need drag queens!’ Let 'em scan it, sweat, and clown the woke workout crew!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Orange/S
Scan the QR code and cue "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", a tainted 1950's soul funk where a guy laments his gal’s surprising anatomical edge. This song is a rollicking rom-com anthem where a guy’s bar pickup turns into a jaw-dropping reveal. It’s a laid-back love tune: he shrugs off the shock, smitten by her tight ass and big balls, both literal and figurative. A redneck requiem so absurd, it’s like Deliverance swapped banjos for a dick-measuring contest. Scan it and snicker!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /