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She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me Gym Jersey

$36.90

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Color : Neon Orange
Size : S
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Hit the gym in this sports jersey and lob a gut-busting, anti-LGBT jab that’ll rattle the racks! Scan the QR code and play "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", where ‘Size don’t matter because her ass was tight,’  and he quips, ‘life’s too short for judgment calls.’ Breathable, stretchy fabric pumps up the snark, mocking, ‘Bench the glitter squad—real reps don’t need drag queens!’ Let 'em scan it, sweat, and clown the woke workout crew!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

  • 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
  • Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Elastic and durable
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Extended length
  • Short raglan sleeves
  • Binding on collar
  • Classic round neckline
  • Blank product sourced from China
Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me Gym Jersey

Neon Orange/S

    QR song demo video

    Scan the QR code and cue "She Had A Bigger Dick Than Me", a tainted 1950's soul funk where a guy laments his gal’s surprising anatomical edge. This song is a rollicking rom-com anthem where a guy’s bar pickup turns into a jaw-dropping reveal. It’s a laid-back love tune: he shrugs off the shock, smitten by her tight ass and big balls, both literal and figurative. A redneck requiem so absurd, it’s like Deliverance swapped banjos for a dick-measuring contest. Scan it and snicker!

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    $36.90
    Color : Neon Orange
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