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Set your drink on this coaster and scan the QR for a snarky sip—muddy fingers sprouting like bar muck, grannies glaring and flipping you off over warm beer, babies hurling middle fingers in drooling rage.
Hilarious? Only if you’re already sloshed.
Boldly rude, they claim—boldly blah, I snort.
Cork soaks spills, humor dries up.
Protects your table, not your mood.
Plop it, scan it, shrug it.
Crass vibes—zero fizz.
Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Oh, joy, the QR code gods gift us a "Fuck you" video—because who doesn’t crave that? Watch a muddy finger rise like a swamp zombie, then brace for Grandma’s death stare and salute. But wait, there’s more—babies flipping me off, drooling defiance in diapers. Hilarious? More like a desperate cry for attention. Breakroom shock? Only if you’re shocked by bad taste. Pure zany antics, they claim—pure something, alright.
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