Zip up this hoodie and scan the QR for a sarcastic slap—muddy fingers clawing out like swamp rejects, grannies glaring and flipping the bird like you owe them rent, and babies in diapers hurling middle fingers with drooly spite.
A laugh riot? More like a cringe coma.
Bold and zany, they swear—boldly boring, I say.
Perfect for breakroom naps or backyard yawns.
The cotton’s soft, but the humor’s stiff.
Wear it, scan it, regret it.
Pure defiance, zero dazzle.
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
- Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador