Bring this notebook to your corporate meeting and scan the QR for a sarcastic jab—muddy fingers sprouting like budget cuts, grannies glaring and flipping the bird over stale coffee, babies flashing middle fingers in diapered dissent.
Hilarious? Only if you’re dodging work.
Boldly crass, they say—boldly bland, I counter.
Perfect for doodling through the bullshit.
The pages flip, the humor flops.
Jot it, scan it, zone out.
Rebellion in spiral form—zero spark.

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams. This wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!