Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Pull on this long-sleeve tee and scan the QR for a sarcastic slog—muddy fingers clawing up like street muck, grannies glaring and flipping you off with vintage venom, babies slinging middle fingers in soggy revolt.
Hilarious? Only to the easily amused.
Boldly rude, they hype—boldly blah, I retort.
Cozy for chills, dead for thrills.
The sleeves stretch, the humor shrinks.
Wear it, scan it, shrug it off.
Defiance in cotton—zero bite.
A good long-sleeved t-shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Sport Grey/S
Oh, joy, the QR code gods gift us a "Fuck you" video—because who doesn’t crave that? Watch a muddy finger rise like a swamp zombie, then brace for Grandma’s death stare and salute. But wait, there’s more—babies flipping me off, drooling defiance in diapers. Hilarious? More like a desperate cry for attention. Breakroom shock? Only if you’re shocked by bad taste. Pure zany antics, they claim—pure something, alright.
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Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /