Greeting card Do They Know It's Fistmas? QR song

Greeting card Do They Know It's Fistmas? QR song

$9.90

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Size : 4″×6″

4″×6″ 4″×6″
5″×7″ 5″×7″
5.83″×8.27″ 5.83″×8.27″

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Description

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
Comes with a complimentary envelope

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Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!