Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico