Scan this QR code zip hoodie and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!