Scan this QR code zip hoodie and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
- Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador