Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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$29.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Scan the QR code and showcase a Christmas song gone rogue, where “Fistmas” is less about decking halls and more about wrecking… well, you know. It’s a filthy, faux-philosophical serenade pondering if the “poors in shitholes” grasp the true spirit of the season—spoiler: it’s all about backdoor bliss. With lines like “tight as rats” and “squalid lives” yearning for a kinky epiphany, it’s as if Charles Dickens teamed up with a raunchy punk band. No ribbons, just risqué revelations, all crooned with a smirk and a wink. A twisted, laugh-out-loud anthem for the naughtiest list!
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Regular price
$29.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /