Step into a twisted fever dream with this balls-out QR greeting card that drags your sweetheart into a sex-soaked, drug-hazed fuck-fest! Scan it and let a fierce vixen’s voice smack ‘em with a groovy, gut-punching tease—taunting some glue-huffing loser into a filthy night, dangling rectal delights and LSD like a crude siren luring you to ditch the tame for unhinged, horny chaos. It’s a bold, norm-smashing invite to get dirty, calling the shots for a wild ride. Slip it to your lover as a raunchy summons to nasty sex, a tequila shot to the face that says ‘let’s fuck like freaks.’ Scan it, open it, and dive into the savage lust!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!