Step into a twisted fever dream with this balls-out QR zip hoodie that rams your horniness into your girlfriend’s world! Scan it and let a fierce vixen’s voice blast a groovy, gut-punching tease—dangling rectal delights and LSD at some glue-sniffing loser, daring her to ditch the mundane for a sex-soaked, unhinged romp with you. It’s a bold, norm-smashing layer that howls your dirty lust with every zip. Gift it to your girl to flaunt your raging desire with a leer, a cozy invite to filthy chaos that hits like a rude grope. Scan it, wrap her in it, and let the savage passion ignite!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!