Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Step into a twisted fever dream with this balls-out QR sports jersey that thrusts your horniness right at your gym coach! Scan it and let a fierce vixen’s voice slam a groovy, gut-punching tease—dangling rectal delights and LSD at some glue-huffing chump, daring coach to spot you in a sex-soaked, unhinged workout instead of deadlifts. It’s a bold, norm-wrecking sweat-wicker that screams your dirty lust with every rep. Rock it to flaunt your raging desire with a grunt and a grin, a rude-as-hell flex that hits like a crude squat thrust. Scan it, sweat it, and let the savage vibes pump up the gym!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Yellow/S
Scan the QR code and dive into Ann Silvia’s 60s filth-fest with this QR code gear! Scan it for 'Eat My Ass'—a raw, genre-busting banger where she taunts a glue-sniffing loser into her sex-and-LSD party, teasing rectal kicks and calling the shots. It’s bold, nasty, and perfect for flaunting your wild streak. Scan it, rock it, and join her unhinged bash!
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /