Step into a twisted fever dream with this balls-out QR laptop sleeve that lures your boss into a sex-soaked, drug-crazed romp! Scan it and let a fierce vixen’s voice slam a groovy, gut-punching taunt—dangling rectal delights and LSD at some glue-huffing chump, daring you both to ditch the lame for a night of unhinged, horny chaos. It’s a bold, norm-wrecking shield for your tech, screaming dirty intent with every zip. Gift it to your boss as a filthy invite to nasty sex, a rude shove into wild fucking fun. Scan it, slide it in, and let the savage lust boot up!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!