Name: Cork-back coaster I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again QR song
Brand: ScanMyQR.shop
SKU: 2555487_15662
Price: 12.90 USD
Availability: InStock

Cork-back coaster I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again QR song

$12.90

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Description

This cork-back coaster is a perfect match for your favorite mug! Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
High-gloss coating on top
Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
Rounded corners
Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
Easy to clean

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and cue "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again", a howling ode to DIY disasters: our hero’s stuck in a sticky mess, balls barricading his butt like a scrotal cork. It’s a punk-rock plight: he’s yanking, stretching his sac to yard-long glory, cursing glue with “Oh my God!” shrieks. Picture his lady dumping him as he saws at his junk with a butter knife, face-down, ass-up, in a comedic cry for mercy. The song’s a twisted anthem of regret: fool me twice, blame the adhesive, not the idiot. A gut-busting ballad so wild, it’s like a fart joke and a tragedy had a baby. Scan it and wince!