Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
A good long-sleeved shirt is a men's fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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