| Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
| M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
| Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
| S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
| M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
| L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
| XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Sports jersey I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again white QR song
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Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
- 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
- Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Elastic and durable
- Side-seamed construction
- Extended length
- Short raglan sleeves
- Binding on collar
- Classic round neckline
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Sports jersey I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again white QR song
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QR song demo video
Scan the QR code and cue "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again", a howling ode to DIY disasters: our hero’s stuck in a sticky mess, balls barricading his butt like a scrotal cork. It’s a punk-rock plight: he’s yanking, stretching his sac to yard-long glory, cursing glue with “Oh my God!” shrieks. Picture his lady dumping him as he saws at his junk with a butter knife, face-down, ass-up, in a comedic cry for mercy. The song’s a twisted anthem of regret: fool me twice, blame the adhesive, not the idiot. A gut-busting ballad so wild, it’s like a fart joke and a tragedy had a baby. Scan it and wince!
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