Scan this QR code zip hoodie and cue "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again", a howling ode to DIY disasters: our hero’s stuck in a sticky mess, balls barricading his butt like a scrotal cork. It’s a punk-rock plight: he’s yanking, stretching his sac to yard-long glory, cursing glue with “Oh my God!” shrieks. Picture his lady dumping him as he saws at his junk with a butter knife, face-down, ass-up, in a comedic cry for mercy. The song’s a twisted anthem of regret: fool me twice, blame the adhesive, not the idiot. A gut-busting ballad so wild, it’s like a fart joke and a tragedy had a baby. Scan it and wince!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107