Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and cue "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again", a howling ode to DIY disasters: our hero’s stuck in a sticky mess, balls barricading his butt like a scrotal cork. It’s a punk-rock plight: he’s yanking, stretching his sac to yard-long glory, cursing glue with “Oh my God!” shrieks. Picture his lady dumping him as he saws at his junk with a butter knife, face-down, ass-up, in a comedic cry for mercy. The song’s a twisted anthem of regret: fool me twice, blame the adhesive, not the idiot. A gut-busting ballad so wild, it’s like a fart joke and a tragedy had a baby. Scan it and wince!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico