Slam this cork-back coaster under your guests’ drinks and unleash a stinky punk prank that’ll crack ‘em up! Scan the QR code and cue "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", where ‘shit on the sidewalk, let it bake’ and ‘a masterpiece of brown’ in the museum hall hit with ‘when you got to go, aim damn high.’ Waterproof and grippy, it’s perfect for beers and a ‘hidden tush’ giggle—scan it, crank it up, hit play, and watch the stench of fun fly!

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!