Bluesy Shit Drop QR Greeting Card

Bluesy Shit Drop QR Greeting Card

$9.90

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Size : 4″×6″

4″×6″ 4″×6″
5″×7″ 5″×7″
5.83″×8.27″ 5.83″×8.27″

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Description

Mail this greeting card to your blues-loving buddy and hit ‘em with a grungy, scat-soaked howl! Scan the QR code for "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a blues-drenched riot where a rogue shitter lays ‘shit on the sidewalk’ and a ‘masterpiece of brown,’ growling ‘when you gotta go, aim damn high’ with a gritty riff. Inside, scribble a note to their soulful heart—‘Squatting’s my blues, man!’—crank it up, and let the stinky surprise wail!

Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
Toner-based printing
Comes with a complimentary envelope

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Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and unleash "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a gleeful ode to rogue pooping: a guy roams town, dropping “gifts” like a scat-slinging Santa, from sidewalks to swing sets. It’s a stinky rebel yel: he’s thrilled by the “hidden tush” rush, cackling as bystanders gag on his “masterpiece of brown.” Picture him squatting in a museum, grinning, “It’s art!” while security scrambles and kids shriek. A bluesy fecal fiesta so wild, it’s like he turned public spaces into his personal potty. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Scan it and stench!