Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Slip this long-sleeve T-shirt onto your blues fan pal and belt out a grungy, scat-stained riff they’ll vibe to! Scan the QR code and play "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a blues-drenched howl where a rogue shitter lays ‘shit on the sidewalk’ and a ‘masterpiece of brown,’ growling ‘when you gotta go, aim damn high’ with soulful, gritty swagger. Soft, breathable cotton sleeves up the funky stench—scan it, crank it up and let the dirty blues rock!
A good long-sleeved t-shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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Scan the QR code and unleash "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a gleeful ode to rogue pooping: a guy roams town, dropping “gifts” like a scat-slinging Santa, from sidewalks to swing sets. It’s a stinky rebel yel: he’s thrilled by the “hidden tush” rush, cackling as bystanders gag on his “masterpiece of brown.” Picture him squatting in a museum, grinning, “It’s art!” while security scrambles and kids shriek. A bluesy fecal fiesta so wild, it’s like he turned public spaces into his personal potty. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Scan it and stench!
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Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /