Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Throw this long-sleeve T-shirt on your ‘Rebellious as Hell’ mate and flip a stinky middle finger to all the bosses, rules, and normie bullshit! Scan the QR code and play "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", where a scat-slinging outlaw drops ‘shit on the sidewalk’ and a ‘masterpiece of brown,’ snarling ‘when you gotta go, aim damn high’ like a fuck-you anthem. Soft, stretchy cotton sleeves up the defiance—crank it up and wear the chaos loud!
A good long-sleeved t-shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Black/S
Scan the QR code and unleash "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a gleeful ode to rogue pooping: a guy roams town, dropping “gifts” like a scat-slinging Santa, from sidewalks to swing sets. It’s a stinky rebel yel: he’s thrilled by the “hidden tush” rush, cackling as bystanders gag on his “masterpiece of brown.” Picture him squatting in a museum, grinning, “It’s art!” while security scrambles and kids shriek. A bluesy fecal fiesta so wild, it’s like he turned public spaces into his personal potty. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Scan it and stench!
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Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /