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Zip up this hoodie and wrap your blues fan soul in a filthy, scat-soaked wail! Scan the QR code and play "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a blues-drenched riot where a rogue shitter drops ‘shit on the sidewalk’ and a ‘masterpiece of brown,’ growling ‘when you gotta go, aim damn high’ with a funky, gritty howl. Cozy cotton-poly blend spreads the filthy vibe—scan it, crank it up and let the stinky blues stench roll!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | Sleeves length (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
| Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeves length (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |
Carolina Blue/S
Scan the QR code and unleash "Taking Shits in Unexpected Places", a gleeful ode to rogue pooping: a guy roams town, dropping “gifts” like a scat-slinging Santa, from sidewalks to swing sets. It’s a stinky rebel yel: he’s thrilled by the “hidden tush” rush, cackling as bystanders gag on his “masterpiece of brown.” Picture him squatting in a museum, grinning, “It’s art!” while security scrambles and kids shriek. A bluesy fecal fiesta so wild, it’s like he turned public spaces into his personal potty. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Scan it and stench!
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