Shove your anal cravings in your girlfriend’s face with this filthy QR card that howls your dirty intentions like a drunken bar fight—perfect for the horny bastard ready to dive ass-first! Scan it and get slammed by the 'Free Hugs' video where some dumb prick gets fucked up by the 'Free Hugs vs. Anal' nutcase, flipping from sappy hugs to a screaming 'anal' gut-shot, leaving him a sweaty, whining bitch—probably shitting himself in his mom’s basement. This QR code drags you into a nasty viral shitstorm that’ll rip crude cackles from the gutter, laying bare your backdoor hunger. Hand it to your girl to roast her with a grin and a hard-on, smacking her with your ass-obsessed love like a greasy slap. Scan it, shove it at her, and let the foul lust explode!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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