Trash-talk your buddy with this brutally funny greeting card perfect for the poor sap who got wrecked by the "Free Hugs vs. Anal" girl! Scan the QR to watch this unlucky dude’s face melt into pure horror as she flips from sweet hugs to a wild 'anal' offer, leaving him stammering like a deer in headlights—pathetic, right? It’s a viral dumpster fire: he’s sweating bullets, tripping over his own feet, and probably crying into his mom’s basement couch later. Ideal for roasting friends who can’t handle a curveball. Scan it, laugh at his misery, and revel in his total, cringe-worthy fail!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!