Set the world ablaze with this batshit QR zip hoodie that roars like a drunk street preacher—perfect for anyone twisted enough to spread lunacy wherever they stalk! Scan it and get sucked into the 'Free Hugs' video where a hapless fool picks hugs over anal, only to get bitch-slapped by the 'Free Hugs vs. Anal' nutcase, flipping from cuddly to crazed and crashing into a slobbering, rattled heap—prime chaos juice for your daily grin. This QR code blasts you into a scuzzy viral laugh-storm that’ll yank howls from the shadows, infecting everything with wild-ass fun. Zip it up to flaunt your madness with a leer and a strut, a gritty badge that smacks like a rude elbow drop. Scan it, rock it, and let the unhinged revelry rage around you!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
- Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador