Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Turn the sports field into a shitshow with this unhinged QR jersey that roars with madness like a drunk mascot—perfect for anyone who can hack the wild ride! Scan it and crash into the 'Free Hugs' video where a clueless sap picks hugs over anal, only to get spun out by the 'Free Hugs vs. Anal' nutjob, flipping from cuddly to crazy and leaving him a sweaty, stammering wreck—pure chaos fuel for your game-day grin. This QR code rockets you into a sleazy viral laugh-blast that’ll rip cackles from the turf, making every play a riot. Wear it to crank up the fun with a smirk and a sprint, a lightweight legend that lands like a rude tackle. Scan it, run it, and let the feral vibes score!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Orange/S
Trash-talk your buddy with this brutally QR code perfect for the poor sap who got wrecked by the "Free Hugs vs. Anal" girl! Scan the QR to watch this unlucky dude melt into pure horror as she flips from sweet hugs to a wild 'anal' offer, leaving him stammering like a deer in headlights. It’s a viral dumpster fire: he’s sweating bullets, tripping over his own feet, and probably crying into his mom’s basement couch later. Ideal for roasting friends who can’t handle a curveball or send a message to your sweetheart. Scan it and laugh !
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /