Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Unleash a gym-floor shitstorm with this deranged QR jersey that howls with lunacy like a juiced-up meathead—built for anyone ballsy enough to ride the chaos! Scan it and slam into the 'Free Hugs' video where some poor dope picks hugs over anal, only to get flipped upside-down by the 'Free Hugs vs. Anal' psycho, spiraling from sweet to savage and crashing into a panting, gibbering mess—prime fuel for your lifting smirk. This QR code hurls you into a grimy viral cackle-fest that’ll rip roars from the iron, turning every set into a piss-take party. Rock it to pump up the fun with a sneer and a squat, a sweat-wicking monster that hits like a crude deadlift. Scan it, flex it, and let the wild vibes grind!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
French Navy/S
Trash-talk your buddy with this brutally QR code perfect for the poor sap who got wrecked by the "Free Hugs vs. Anal" girl! Scan the QR to watch this unlucky dude melt into pure horror as she flips from sweet hugs to a wild 'anal' offer, leaving him stammering like a deer in headlights. It’s a viral dumpster fire: he’s sweating bullets, tripping over his own feet, and probably crying into his mom’s basement couch later. Ideal for roasting friends who can’t handle a curveball or send a message to your sweetheart. Scan it and laugh !
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /