Ram your anal obsession into your girlfriend’s world with this filthy QR laptop sleeve that screeches your nasty intentions like a barstool brawl—perfect for the horny devil itching to get filthy! Scan it and crash into the 'Free Hugs' video where a pathetic jackass gets reamed by the 'Free Hugs vs. Anal' psycho, flipping from clingy hugs to a shrieking 'anal' piledriver, leaving him a sopping, whimpering mess—probably pissing himself in his mom’s basement. This QR code hauls you into a raunchy viral cesspit that’ll rip dirty laughs from the sewers, flashing your ass-hungry plans loud and clear. Slip her laptop in it to roast her with a smirk and a bulge, smacking her with your backdoor lust like a sweaty, rude shove. Scan it, slide it on, and let the crude seduction blaze!
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!
- 100% neoprene
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
- Blank product sourced from China
