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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Cork-Back Coaster - Slacker’s Tantrum Sip Mat

Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Cork-Back Coaster - Slacker’s Tantrum Sip Mat

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Set your drink on this sassy cork-back coaster and brace for a laugh, straight from the chaos of everyday life! Scan the QR code to hear "Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt" by Obscurest Vinyl, featuring Jenny Stardust, blasting out its hilariously cheeky take on life’s frustrations. One quick smartphone scan unleashes a wild, grin-inducing tune, perfect for sipping through the absurdity of it all. Ideal for adding a kick of humor to happy hour with friends or coworkers, keeping your table stylish and your spirits high!

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

  • Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
  • Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
  • High-gloss coating on top
  • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
  • Rounded corners
  • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
  • Easy to clean
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Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Cork-Back Coaster - Slacker’s Tantrum Sip Mat

    QR song demo video

    Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!

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