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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Sports Jersey - Slacker’s Tantrum Sweat Skip

$36.90

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Color : Red
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Stroll into the gym (or straight back to bed) with this QR code sports jersey from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the ultimate fit for lazy guys who’d rather dream than deadlift! Scan it to launch into a tantrum video song where every morning’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills torching tits, a neighbor’s dick waving like an awkward gym spotter, and trash trips bashing your gash, all fueled by a profanity-charged earworm. The chorus roars a wild “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” spins a mosh-pit meltdown rhythm. It’s absurd, crass, and made for snooze-happy slackers who’d rather nap than lift—cardio can wait! Lightweight, bold, and made in the USA, this jersey ships fast to turn your gym sesh into a troll-tastic laugh riot—wear it and sleep off the chaos!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

  • 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
  • Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Elastic and durable
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Extended length
  • Short raglan sleeves
  • Binding on collar
  • Classic round neckline
  • Blank product sourced from China
Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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    Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!

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    Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Sports Jersey - Slacker’s Tantrum Sweat Skip

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    Color : Red
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