Zone out at work with this QR code notebook from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the go-to for lazy workers who’d rather nap than type! Scan it to plunge into a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick mess—coffee spills frying tits, a neighbor’s dick popping up like an unwanted Zoom cameo, and trash trips clobbering your gash, all rocking a profanity-charged earworm. The chorus screeches a wild “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” spins a mosh-pit meltdown tune. It’s absurd, crass, and made for office slackers who’d rather doodle than deal—deadlines can wait! Sleek, sturdy, and made in the USA, this notebook ships fast to turn your cubicle into a troll-tastic daydream den—sketch and slack!
Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.
- Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
- Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
- Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
- 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
- Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
- Expandable inner pocket