Zone out at work with this QR code notebook from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the go-to for lazy workers who’d rather nap than type! Scan it to plunge into a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick mess—coffee spills frying tits, a neighbor’s dick popping up like an unwanted Zoom cameo, and trash trips clobbering your gash, all rocking a profanity-charged earworm. The chorus screeches a wild “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” spins a mosh-pit meltdown tune. It’s absurd, crass, and made for office slackers who’d rather doodle than deal—deadlines can wait! Sleek, sturdy, and made in the USA, this notebook ships fast to turn your cubicle into a troll-tastic daydream den—sketch and slack!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!