Wear the wildest wake-up call with this QR code T-shirt from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt! Scan it to showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills scalding tits, a neighbor flashes his dick, and trash trips smash your gash, all set to a profanity-fueled earworm. The chorus screeches a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” pure chaos, while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a curveball beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. It’s an absurd, addictive, crass anthem for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up! Soft, bold, and made in the USA, this tee ships fast to turn your wardrobe into a troll-tastic disaster party—wear it and scream along!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico