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Wear the wildest wake-up call with this QR code T-shirt from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt! Scan it to showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills scalding tits, a neighbor flashes his dick, and trash trips smash your gash, all set to a profanity-fueled earworm. The chorus screeches a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” pure chaos, while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a curveball beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. It’s an absurd, addictive, crass anthem for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up! Soft, bold, and made in the USA, this tee ships fast to turn your wardrobe into a troll-tastic disaster party—wear it and scream along!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!
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$29.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price
