Scribble your way through a shirk with this QR code notebook from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the ultimate tool for lazy workers who’d rather doodle than do! Scan it to dive into a tantrum video song where every workday’s a slapstick disaster—coffee spills scorching tits, a neighbor’s dick flashing like a creepy coworker, and trash trips smashing your gash, all jammed with a profanity-packed earworm. The chorus belts a chaotic “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” tosses in a mosh-pit meltdown beat. It’s absurd, crass, and perfect for slackers who curse the 9-to-5—productivity optional! Sleek, sturdy, and made in the USA, this notebook ships fast to turn your desk into a troll-tastic procrastination paradise—jot and slack off!

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams. This wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!