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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Laptop Sleeve - Slacker’s Tantrum Tech Wrap

$36.90

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Size : 13″
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Shield your laptop with a side of sass with this QR code laptop sleeve from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the perfect pick for lazy workers who’d rather nap than navigate spreadsheets! Scan it to dive into a tantrum video song where every workday’s a slapstick fiasco—coffee spills scorching tits, a neighbor’s dick flashing like a rogue desktop pop-up, and trash trips smashing your gash, all jammed with a profanity-packed earworm. The chorus belts a chaotic “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws a mosh-pit meltdown beat. It’s absurd, crass, and made for office slackers who curse the clock—productivity’s optional! Sleek, padded, and made in the USA, this sleeve ships fast to turn your tech into a troll-tastic procrastination pod—slide it on and slack off!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

  • 100% neoprene
  • 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
  • 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
  • Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
  • Snug fit
  • Faux fur interior lining
  • Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
  • Padded zipper binding
  • Blank product sourced from China
Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Laptop Sleeve - Slacker’s Tantrum Tech Wrap

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    QR song demo video

    Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!

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