Shield your laptop with a side of sass with this QR code laptop sleeve from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the perfect pick for lazy workers who’d rather nap than navigate spreadsheets! Scan it to dive into a tantrum video song where every workday’s a slapstick fiasco—coffee spills scorching tits, a neighbor’s dick flashing like a rogue desktop pop-up, and trash trips smashing your gash, all jammed with a profanity-packed earworm. The chorus belts a chaotic “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws a mosh-pit meltdown beat. It’s absurd, crass, and made for office slackers who curse the clock—productivity’s optional! Sleek, padded, and made in the USA, this sleeve ships fast to turn your tech into a troll-tastic procrastination pod—slide it on and slack off!
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!
- 100% neoprene
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
- Blank product sourced from China