Lounge in lazy legend status with this QR code zip hoodie from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the go-to gear for guys who’d rather snooze than rise! Scan it to dive into a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitstorm—coffee spills scorching tits, a neighbor’s dick popping up like a rude wake-up call, and trash trips smashing your gash, all fueled by a profanity-laced earworm. The chorus belts out a wild “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” mixes a mosh-pit meltdown beat. It’s absurd, crass, and tailor-made for sleep-loving slackers who curse waking up—morning’s optional! Cozy, bold, and made in the USA, this hoodie ships fast to be your nap-time troll trophy—zip up and doze in chaotic glory!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
- Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
- Regular fit
- Metal zipper
- Front pouch pockets
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
- Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador