| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Long-Sleeve Tee - Lazy Loon’s Tantrum Blanket
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Wrap yourself in lazy luxury with this QR code long-sleeve T-shirt from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the ultimate snuggle gear for guys who’d rather hibernate than haul out of bed! Scan it to plunge into a tantrum video song where every dawn’s a slapstick disaster—coffee spills frying tits, a neighbor’s dick popping up like a freaky wake-up prank, and trash trips bashing your gash, all jammed with a profanity-packed earworm. The chorus roars a wild “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” spins a mosh-pit meltdown groove. It’s absurd, crass, and crafted for sleep-obsessed slackers who’d rather snooze than suffer—morning’s a myth! Soft, bold, and made in the USA, this tee ships fast to be your troll-tastic nap cocoon—wear it and doze through the madness!
A good long-sleeved shirt is a men's fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
- 100% cotton
- Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Shipping Information
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
Print on Demand
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Long-Sleeve Tee - Lazy Loon’s Tantrum Blanket
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QR song demo video
Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!
