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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt QR Zip Hoodie - Slacker’s Snooze Riot Gear
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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt QR Zip Hoodie - Slacker’s Snooze Riot Gear

$59.90

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Hibernate in hilarious havoc with this QR code zip hoodie from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the ultimate cocoon for lazy guys who dodge the dawn like champs! Scan it to tumble into a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick disaster—coffee spills frying tits, a neighbor’s dick waving like a creepy curtain call, and trash trips clobbering your gash, all jammed with a profanity-packed earworm. The chorus explodes with a manic “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws a wacky mosh-pit meltdown twist. It’s absurd, crass, and built for snooze-happy slackers who’d rather dream than deal—waking up? Not today! Cozy, bold, and made in the USA, this hoodie ships fast to be your troll-tastic nap fortress—zip up and sleep through the chaos!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 20 singles
  • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
  • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
  • Regular fit
  • Metal zipper
  • Front pouch pockets
  • Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
  • Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador
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Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt QR Zip Hoodie - Slacker’s Snooze Riot Gear

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    QR song demo video

    Scan the QR code and showcase a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick shitshow—coffee spills on tits, neighbor flashes dick, and trash trips smash your gash. The chorus, a stuttering “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” screams pure chaos, while “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws in a retro curveball. It’s a profanity-fueled earworm for anyone who’s ever cursed waking up, set to a beat that’s half mosh pit, half meltdown. Absurd, addictive, and proudly crass!

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    Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt QR Zip Hoodie - Slacker’s Snooze Riot Gear

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