Set your drink on this QR-coded cork-back coaster and spark some filthy laughs with your guests! Scan it for five Trump rants: his “wet raccoon” hair flops as he snaps, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase him. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks live, chanting “Big Balls” at a DOGE kid flipping her off. Trump ends with “Kiss My Ass!”—a crude riot to gag your guests with giggles. Sip and snort!

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!