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Rock this QR-coded cotton tee at an NFL event and unleash five filthy Trump rants for a laugh-riot in the stands! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his swagger. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks on live broadcast, chanting “Big Balls” at a 19-year-old DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed—sanity optional! This light, loud tee fuels tailgate cackles—wear it, scan it, and cheer as the truth scores with cash and charisma!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Scan the QR code and get hit with five filthy Trump rants! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting losers while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his ass. Rosie O’Donnell gets her fat ass roasted raw. Mainstream TV dickheads scream “Big Balls” in a live meltdown over a 19-year-old DOGE punk. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference shit-show. Hit play and choke on the crude laughs!
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