Trump’s Wet Raccoon Deal Maker Greeting Card. Seal your business partnership with a touch of money, power, and masculinity laughs using this clever QR code greeting card—perfect for impressing your savvy business partner! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—watch Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he declares, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular ode to wealth, dominance, and hilarity that’ll have your partner chuckling. Discretion, laughs, and deal-closing charisma guaranteed—sanity optional! Ideal for MAGA-minded moguls, this sleek greeting card features Trump’s wild mane in macho glory, blending professionalism with playful intrigue. Send it, scan it, and smile—because the truth is out there, and it’s signing contracts with cash and charm!"

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!