Mail your woke friend this QR-coded greeting card and watch their sanctimonious ass squirm! Scan it for five filthy Trump rants: his “wet raccoon” hair flops as he screams, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” drool over him. Rosie O’Donnell gets roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks live, chanting “Big Balls” at a DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with “Kiss My Ass!”—a crude laugh-bomb to nuke their feelings. Send it and snicker!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!