Trump’s Wet Raccoon Deal Maker Laptop Sleeve. Seal the deal with money, power, and masculinity laughs at your next business meeting with this uproarious QR code laptop sleeve—perfect for making suits snicker! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—watch Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he booms, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular riot of wealth, dominance, and hilarity that’ll have boardroom tycoons chuckling over PowerPoints. Paranoia, laughs, and awkward handshakes guaranteed—sanity optional! Ideal for MAGA moguls, this sleek, padded sleeve protects your laptop with Trump’s wild mane in macho glory. Carry it, scan it, and cackle—because the truth is out there, and it’s closing deals with cash and charisma!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!