Slide your tech into this QR-coded laptop sleeve and unleash five filthy Trump rants to tickle boardroom tycoons mid-PowerPoint! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his swagger. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks on live broadcast, chanting “Big Balls” at a 19-year-old DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed—sanity optional! This sturdy sleeve shields your laptop while sparking shadowy exec giggles—grab it, scan it, and cackle as the truth dominates the meeting with cash and charisma!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!