Gift your Trump fan pal this QR-coded zip hoodie and ignite their MAGA soul with five filthy Trump rants! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his swagger. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks on live broadcast, chanting “Big Balls” at a 19-year-old DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed—sanity optional! This fleece beast fuels patriot pride—give it, scan it, and cackle as the truth reigns with cash and charisma!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!