Trump’s Wet Raccoon Riches Journal. Scribble your money-making schemes in this powerful QR code notebook—an ode to Trump’s love of wealth, power, and masculinity! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—see Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he bellows, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular ode to dominance and hilarity—hit play for the laugh riot! Ideal for MAGA moguls, this notebook sports a bold design of Trump’s macho mane. Grab it, scan it, and chuckle—because the truth is out there, and it’s loaded with power and profits!

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams. This wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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