Rock this QR-coded sports jersey at an inclusive vegan yoga course and shred their peace with five filthy Trump rants! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his swagger. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks on live broadcast, chanting “Big Balls” at a 19-year-old DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed—sanity optional! This breathable troll gear wrecks their namaste—wear it, scan it, and cackle as the truth trashes their tofu dreams with cash and charisma!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!