Gift your MAGA buddy this QR-coded hardcover notebook and fuel their red-hat pride with five filthy Trump rants! His “wet raccoon” hair flops as he yells, “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!” He shits on Dem-voting pansies while their “wife and wife-fuckers” chase his swagger. Rosie O’Donnell gets her ass roasted raw. Rachel Maddow freaks on live broadcast, chanting “Big Balls” at a 19-year-old DOGE kid flipping her off for Elon. Trump ends it with a “Kiss My Ass!” press conference. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed—sanity optional! This 80-page beast sparks patriot giggles—give it, scan it, and cackle as the truth reigns with cash and charisma!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

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