Trump’s Wet Raccoon Riches Journal. Scribble your money-making schemes in this powerful QR code notebook—an ode to Trump’s love of wealth, power, and masculinity! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—see Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he bellows, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular ode to dominance and hilarity—hit play for the laugh riot! Ideal for MAGA moguls, this notebook sports a bold design of Trump’s macho mane. Grab it, scan it, and chuckle—because the truth is out there, and it’s loaded with power and profits!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

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