Trump’s Wet Raccoon Power Gym Jersey. Flex your money, power, and masculinity at the most expensive private gym club with this uproarious QR code sports jersey—perfect for bringing laughs to the elite! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—watch Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he roars, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular riot of wealth, dominance, and hilarity that’ll have the monogrammed-towel crowd snorting on the treadmill. Paranoia, laughs, and sweaty swagger guaranteed—sanity optional! Ideal for MAGA moguls, this breathable, premium jersey features Trump’s wild mane in macho glory, ready for your private gym flex. Wear it, scan it, and cackle—because the truth is out there, and it’s lifting weights in luxury!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!